Thursday, March 15, 2007

My Hero.

Little is known about the Japonese star of Heroes. I had seen comercials for the show before it had aired that the mysterious man rarely appeared in. Considering the title, the little-known cast and the fact that it was on NBC, I had a feeling the show was gonna suck and get concelled after two episodes. Therefore, I did not wacth the 1st few episodes of the show. More and more comercials started to air as the season progressed. As I saw these teasers during the commercial break during my weekly serving of Studio 60 (whicth by the way is on Hiatus, I'm outraged) and I began seeing more appearances of a funny Japonese man yelling " YAAAAAAAAAAAA KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" in the middle of Time Square. I was interested, but I left the show alone, expecting it would be cancelled. Then, one day I got home from school with my side kick and cousin Small Head Barbisan. As you know, I am a big fan of Conan O'brien and his shenanigans, so I put on the episode from the night before that I had taped , because it was a schhol night. As Joel Goddard was announcing the geusts and Max Weinberg and The Max Weinberg 7 (I've always said that that was a selfish name for a band), we heard Joel announce the name, Masi Oka.

"Who's that?" Small head responded.

"I don't know, someone Asian." I said. I made this observation, from the mysterious name that I had never heard of before. I don't remember who the first geust was, but I remeber he was very boring. Either that or I wans't paying any aattention to him because I was looking forward to finding who this new celebrity, Masi Oka was. Finnaly, the moment came. Small head and I wacthed intently shuddering our teeth. Conan opened his mouth to announced the geusts named and smal head gasped. Due to reflects, I jumped across the room to tackle him, but then I noticed that I had been sitting right beside him, before I jumped, so I began to run towards him as fast as I could. He gasped again and due to reflects he jumped to the corner of the ceiling, I followed. Then, we began hand to hand combat on the ceiling. Suddenly a bright light came shining from the t.v in the other corner. There, A mid-sized twenty-something asian man with a round head and glasses walked out of the curtain and waved to the audience of Late Night.

"Byu-" Small Head began.

"SHHHH.." I cut him off. All sound shut off in me and Small Head's minds as we wacthed the handsome Japonese man shake the tall Irish man with a ridiculous red hair-cut.

"It's Beuatiful" Small Head gasped (he gasped alot).

"I know, he's a work of art, a a a a," I studdered.

"A masterpeice," Smal Head and I said at the same time. Suddenly, a illusion cast over our eyes. We were wearing white clothes from head to toe and Small head had white hair. We were still in the coner of the ceiling but we were in a white room made of clouds. We floated down to a white fluffy couch stairing at the square cloud with what we were wacthing before projecting on it. There Masi Oka sat talking with Conan. All we could hear were choir voices singing. Beuatiful. Small head fainted. I began to notice tears streaming down both of our faces. Small head uncontious body suddenly levitated with his crouch facing upward. A homo-sexual expeirience, I will never sleep again. Though frightened I knew what was going on. Though, we were still young, we knew that we were ready to die after finding the one missing peice of our lives, a hero. Small Head store over to me as the wind blew the tears on his face onto mine. Masi Oka saved my life that day. I don't know how, but i always like to end this story dramacticly. therefore, Masi Oka is my favourite person on t.v. Is it true that I hav'en't wacthed one episode of heroes? Yes. Is it true that one of the only reasons I like him is because he has a resembalance to Byun? Yes. But why will that stop me?